WITH A LIGHT HEART

A signboard outside a lawyer’s chamber: ‘Specialized legal services available! Expertise in stealing, pick-pocketing, chain-snatching, etc. Success guaranteed; charges according to the seriousness of the crime!’

A young man advertised in a daily, in the matrimonial column: ‘Wanted a wife!’ And he received hundreds of letters and they all invariably read, ‘You can have mine.’

“Stop, Look, Listen!” These three words illustrate the whole scheme of life. You see a pretty girl, you stop, you look, and you marry her. Then for the rest of your life you listen.

There was a philosopher who was always busy in reading philosophy books. His wife wished that she was a philosophy book and thus, could always be before her husband.
The philosopher wished that his wife was a calendar which he could change every month.

A great advantage of working day and night is that you can earn enough to pay the doctor when you break down!